I S S U E 26, “Added New Protection / Bricked Castles”, 15x21cm, 28 pages, b/w, 50 copies, 2008 / inclusive photo / 20.-
I S S U E 18, “A Healthy Mind But Deadly Injured”, 15x21cm, 36 pages, b/w, 50 copies, 2008 / inclusive photo / 20.-
Beni Bischof, swiss artist and graphic designer.
«So, you’re saying that it will take 2 days to complete this illustration. If we give you the project today, can we have it tomorrow afternoon at half the price?»
«Can you make a mirror in photoshop?»
«So I shared your rough design concepts with my wife’s childbirthing class to get their feedback…»
«We really don’t like web as a medium. Can you please force our sites visitors to print out a copy of every page? We want our page to be more tangible.»
«You’re the designer, Why do you need information from me?»
«See this Myspace page, I want our website to look like that. Can you also make it play music? You can take away the stop button, I’ve seen it done before.»
«I want my website to look exactly like yours. That would be perfect. Except I want my own logo—exactly like this company’s.»
«No, I said that everything on the site should be in all caps. That’s how important the message is.»
«Could you make my website fit a A4 paper? And please, no scrolling, visitors get confused when they have to scroll.»
«Looks fine, would suggest changing the font to, say, comic sans possibly?»
Uh, gosh.. I laughed tears…
CLIENTS FROM HELL
Check out these awesome cover illustrations by artist John Paul Thurlow.
I don’t like the music of Coldplay (sorry for the fans..), but their new video “Strawberry Swing” is just amazing and super lovely…!
Please check the page SHYNOLA . They are really talented producers!
Samuel François makes his first marks by intervening in a rough way on urban space. Active member of the “Inkunstruction”collective created in 2000, he became the witness of the cultural changes related to urban space.
– he loves felt-tips -,which amuses the spectator so much. Urban space within the gallery, while losing yourself by the woods,let yourself get caught up in the game of colour.
The celebrity paper-doll books are so fab!
Great for kids and adults alike! No one wants to colour in/make angels and fairies – Cheryl and Kate are much more fun – our postmodern princesses! Defacing is welcome of course.
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